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Case of the Pregnant Lady
A lady about eight months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man
opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
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This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man
seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing,
she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20) what he
had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like
this:
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When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.
She sat under a sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are coming" and I
grinned.
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Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Slogan's Liniment will
reduce the swelling" and I had to smile.
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Then she placed herself under a sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did
the Trick" and I could hardly contain myself.
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BUT your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign
that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident...I just
lost it."
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"CASE DISMISSED"